1.29.2007

The Clintons, Orgasmic Migraines, and NYC Condoms


Hillary Clinton
wants Universal Healthcare.

Bill Clinton wants__________.
Chelsea Clinton wants her mom to become president.

What is the deal with Gunners?

Do people wear surgical caps outside of the OR to show that they were in the OR or because their hair would be messy if they took it off?

Sometimes when people compare things, they compare with the difference between "Apples and Oranges".
But, Apples and Oranges are both fruit, which makes them the same. You know?


I take food an go places: a video about medical students hwo go to lunch meetings just for the food.




News
(click quotes for stories)

1. America's healthy living habits: How do you compare?
"Making healthful changes in your life is the best thing you can do for both your physical and emotional well-being. In order to understand more about what motivates the people who successfully take action day-by-day to improve their health, we polled 1,072 adults across the country......."

2. Migraine meds could treat orgasmic headaches
"A type of migraine drug can be helpful for patients who suffer from orgasmic headaches, researchers report. But anyone who experiences a severe headache upon orgasm for the first time must seek medical attention to ensure that it is not due to a type of bleeding on the brain called subarachnoid hemorrhage."

3. Faithful challenge newborn blood test laws
"
Ray and Louise Spiering wanted to observe a period of silence after their daughter Melynda’s birth, but what they got was an uproar. To the Spierings, Nebraska’s requirement that newborn babies undergo blood screening within 48 hours of birth is an infringement on their religious beliefs and their right to decide what’s best for their four children. The couple attend a fundamental Christian church and follow some teachings of the Church of Scientology. Louise Spiering said they wanted “that balance of our beliefs included into the births of our children.”

4. Available soon: The official condom of NYC
"
Arriving soon from City Hall: an official New York condom in a jazzy wrapper, perhaps one printed with a colorful subway map or some other city theme. New York City hands out 1.5 million free condoms a month in ordinary wrappers, and health officials figure people would be more likely to actually use them if the packaging were more distinctive."


5. Shopping voucher plan for addicts
"Drug addicts receiving treatment should be given shopping vouchers to encourage them to kick their habit, an NHS body has suggested......."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

EXCELLENT name for a blog post! And now you're up on my grill as well.

Cheers!