Woman In The House, Masturbation, and the Bush

I have a rash on my arms and it won't go away, so that's cool, at least it's not on my genitals, which would be the anti-cool. As for the recent news, Saddam was hung by George Bush and George Bush Sr. and Wasington DC is fogged over, like the brain of your stoned friend. I am not excited to be going back to school because I don't like counseling people with metabolic syndrome, it's a losing battle, with myself being the loser and the patient being the losee. although they actually aren't losing anything.

Get In There and Read Some News. Booyakasha.

1. Keep The Woman In The House
"Women who exercise by doing the housework can reduce their risk of breast cancer, a study suggests. The research on more than 200,000 women from nine European countries found doing household chores was far more cancer protective than playing sports."

Fill in the blank and win a high five:

________ can protect men against prostate cancer........


2. Speak of The Devil!
Do it, it's great,
It's great, it's great,
So, Masturbate!
"Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest. They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly. And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk."

3. Spices and herbs may help you avoid disease.....man.
I mean....really. People have been doing this stuff around the world for longer than the US has been attempting to dominate all other countries. It's about time doctors started making use of natural herbs and herbals and herbies.
"Imagine going to your doctor with joint pain and leaving with a prescription for ginger. Before the advent of synthetic drugs, that might have happened. Herbs and spices have a long history as folk medicine, and not without merit. Today, researchers are working to quantify their health benefits. "We don't have enough evidence to say herbs and spices are 100-percent disease-preventing, but several have positive outlooks," says Milton Stokes, R.D., a spokesperson for the American Dietetic Association."

4. Ads spur eating disorders, premature drinking, docs say
Okay, these "doctors" are idiots. The reason people have eating disorders is because of MTV, Social Difficulties, and George Bush.
"Inappropriate advertising contributes to many kids' ills, from obesity to anorexia, to drinking booze and having sex too soon, and Congress should crack down on it, the American Academy of Pediatrics says. The influential doctors' group issued a new policy statement in response to what it calls a rising tide of advertising aimed at children. The policy appears in December's Pediatrics, published Monday."